Steve's Sound-Files Page
Decicated to Chris Farley
"I wish you could just shut your big yapper!"
(That should play when you open this page. If it sounded
choppy, click "Back" and then "Forward" to hear it clearly"
On this site I have a small collection
of one of my favorite actor/comedians-Chris Farley. We'll all remember
his unique brand of comedy from Saturday Night Live and all of his kick-ass
movies like Tommy Boy and Black Sheep. I've only got SNL clips for now,
but I'll get around to updating sooner or later to add some from Farley's
movies. Anyway, enough rambling from me-here are the clips.
FROM SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
"MATT FOLEY THE MOTIVATIONAL
SPEAKER"- AT THE CYCLING CLASS
"My name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational speaker!" (133k)
"I am 35 years old, I am thrice divorced, and I live in a van down by the
river!" (213k)
Jim Breuer-"You're gonna be our fitness instructor?" Farley-"Listen HardBody,
I don't give a rat's behind!" (111k)
"You're not gonna amount to jack squat!" (77.1k)
"Well, La-dee frickin' da!" (61.1k)
"I can't real see real good, is that Ben Matlock?" (57.2k)
"I wish you could just shut your big YAPPER!" (56k)
Molly
Shannon-"We're all paying for this class, OK?" Farley-"<Spits out coffee>
Shut yer pipehole, missy!" (131k)
Riding
Stationery Bike -"Look over to the right, there's
your first wife Linda. High-tailin' outta there cause ya' owe 'er three
years child support!" (145k)
Still riding bike- "There's your son's dorm. Let's sneak in, steal his
student loan check, cash it, head out lookin' for Asian hookers! Cause
if there's one thing Matt likes, it's 'Hong-Kong Fooey!" (255k)
"PARODY OF REGIS AND KATHIE LEE" w/Sheri Oteri
and Will Ferrell and Chris Farley as the producer.
Farley-"I
ran into Will Smith over the weekend!" Oteri-"When did you run into Will
Smith, when did you run into him? "Farley-"Over the weekend, ya stupid
bitch!" (172k)